Puns, Basses, Hannibal, Science!

Hannibal: may i have a quarter pound of rude, please?

Butcher: ??????????

licensetocannibalize:

sometimes i watch hannibal on mute and this is what happens

- You dodged a bullet.

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“I felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn’t need to run to the mirror to know they were gone”

“I felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn’t need to run to the mirror to know they were gone”

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licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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hannibaalecter:

Mads in Flammen & Citronen requested by anonymous

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drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans